How to Trash a Car
This is a video of me and some friends trashing my good old Fiat Panda 34, my first car ever. *sniff* I'll always remember that car, knowing ...
Horoscope Snarking, 2010 Edition
Did you just hear that gigantic cry of "hooray"? [No, was I asleep?] That was the sound of millions of Sagittarian lives getting better in 2010. Pluto has moved out of your sign, and Saturn has left Virgo (which wasn't doing you any favors either, as you may have noticed from the unusual pressures in your home life, and the difficulties you've had getting what you need to feel secure). Of course, as much as you'd like all of life to match that happy, carefree streak you have, you know it doesn't always work out that way. [Duh!] The big pressures have just moved on and changed form. [Doh!] Fortunately, your reputation for being able to see the bright side of things will generally be justified by these new issues. [Um, that's not me.] There will be new challenges to your money supply and how you handle your money [Wait a sec; how is that possible?! OMG, am I gonna lose my job?] , and yet you'll also have new opportunities to correct problems in your material life, and maybe even prosper more than you ever have before. [Lottery?] Work is also going to present new roles and new opportunities [Muahahaha, horoscope has no idea where I work!] , and will also give you chances to shine. [Muahahaha, some more!] And there will also be new demands from your friends and loved ones. [So demanding!] But those same issues will help you sort out who is of real value to you, and what your real value is to them too. The hard work that you've sometimes had to put in during the last two years is going to start paying off for you. And for some of you, the rewards will be enormous. Can I hear a "hooray" out there? [No.] Work? Money? These are not things that Sagittarius has a reputation for caring about all that much -- it clashes with your carefree image. [Yeah, that's my image alright </sarcasm>] Unfortunately, the last couple of years have made you take these things seriously. [*cry*] That's because...
